WELCOME TO YOUR FATE!

If you're reading this, you're either an Earthbound fan, or you're insane. I won't judge, because those two things are basically synonymous anyways. Once your one of these two things, I'm sorry to say, but you'll probably be stuck here 'till the day you die...

So? Let's FREEKIN' PARTY! Don't worry, I'm here to satiate all your twisted desires... After all, I am Porky. I worked with only the best of the best! Giygas, and, er, myself. Anyways, this is the main bulk of the website. Earthbound... you see how it affects me too? That's the cycle of life...